On the road…again! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Pragmatism in Shaving As the Footloose Forester wanders through the maze forest of advertising, he discovered that he is a lonely traveler as critic, most of the time. Years ago, when he discovered that the...
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On the road...again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek AI Matey Updates a Chronicle About Smoking or Non-Smoking on Airplanes The Footloose Forester hopes to share a few thoughts that may be hard to swallow, about how things used to be on commercial...
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On the road…again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek The US Postal Service Has a Few Problems This is not a normal Chronicles of a Footloose Forester posting, but readers will get the point. It may get filed under the Humor category...
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On the road...again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Fli Li on the Menu Backpackers at the youth hostel in Calcutta were eager to share information about places to stay and what to eat in Bangkok. They were headed west and the...
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On the road...again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Déjà Vu and Cognitive Dissidence, All Over again Youse guys and gals out there, the ones wit da big vocabularies, might get a chuckle or two about how dis jerk who calls himself the...
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On the road...again!!! Afghanistan to Zambia Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Tiger Dao's Great Tomato Caper When Footloose Forester asked Copilot about why certain vegetables should be avoided, the helpful response was: 🥦 Ah, the infamous “vegetable to avoid” ad—often more clickbait than culinary...
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To reach a live person at United Airlines customer service for support, you can call their 24/7 (1-833-990-3000) United Airlines Phone number hotline at 1-833-990-3000 OTA (Live Person) or 1-800-United Airlines 1-833-990-3000. You can also use the live chat feature on their website or reach out to them via email. Speaking...
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On the road...again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Chat gpt (and others) Create Their Own Fantasies When the Footloose Forester asked an AI program to describe a typical day of an alter-ego writer, this was the reply: ...
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On the road...again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek On Geezering Young whippersnappers probably don’t like to be referred to that way, especially by old geezers who defensively show their maturity by the sounds of their creaky bones and by their yellowing teeth. ...
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On the road…again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek An Open Letter to Copilot, With Revisions My sincere apology to you, Copilot if I have offended your sensibilities. When in the past I have taken issue with the disadvantages and pitfalls of...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Chinese Party Balloon The humor category of Chronicles of a Footloose Forester is pretty skimpy, not that there is no humor in the world. Lest the world forgets, however; more than a few comedians have...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy Was he? 2 nd Grade Teacher: “Now children, for your homework I want you to go home...
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On the road…again!!! Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Tongue in Cheek, Pen in Hand For some time now, the Footloose Forester has wanted to add a humorous chronicle to his collection of seminal musings. In the LegacyStories.org website that serves as...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Bucket Lists Oftentimes it takes a trigger for us to reflect on our own views, opinions, and actions. Forming those views and opinions are the raw ingredients leading to intended actions. Mostly we keep views to...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek The Bug Zapper Not many people who lived in the valley where the Saó Jorge dos Orgaós research station was located had electric power. In fact, it would be accurate to say that the only people...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek The Parody Defense Only once in a while does the forgotten, third-rate would-be crafter of parody who calls himself the Footloose Forester get a response to his missives. He would prefer kudos but, alas, when the infrequent...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Smoking or Non-Smoking? Many moons have risen and set since the last time that the Footloose Forester was in the mood to write a chronicle that belongs in the Humor genre, with an unstated theme of “you just...
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Essays, Stories, Adventures, Dreams Chronicles of a Footloose Forester By Dick Pellek Fantastic Sale - Moral Compass Own a piece of history. Order your very own Moral Compass. Designed and field tested in the USA. Made in China by factory representatives of noted fabricators. Don’t...
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As a child my family, like most American families at the time, would take a road trip somewhere during our vacation, stopping in various places along the way. This time my parents took my sister and myself to Canada, with the obligatory stop at Mount Rushmore along the way. Once in...
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I've always had a complicated relationship with horses. I love them but that doesn't mean they necessarily liked me back. I think they can tell I don't really know what I'm doing. One time I was on a trail ride. Mom was paying for horseback riding lessons. We only went a...
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